Profiles

Name: Adam Buxton
Occupation: Surreal comedy genius
Dress Code: A sailors hat from his days in the Navy
Last seen: Pranking the public
Favourite line: "Over to you Linsey"
Rank: Private
Habitat: Bedroom

Have you seen this suspicious looking man around your area?

Name: Joe Cornish
Occupation: Surreal comedy type-person
Dress code: The people place dress code
Most resembles: A pissed off monkey
Favourite line: "Don't be alarmed! No, be alarmed!"
Rank: Lieutenant
Habitat: Bedroom

 

Name: Nigel
Code name: Baaad Dad
Dress Code: Regulation Combats and T-shirt
Job Description: Undercover agent
Military Experience: Very high - Nigel was a student of the Army fitness school back in his day
Favourite word: "SCORE!"
Status: Captain
 

They call him Baaad.